The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee | 
| Brand: The Mountain
Category: Apparel
Department: mens
Buy New: $10.99 - $28.90
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Fabric Type: cotton
Color: Black
Clothing Size: Mens Small
Size: Kids Small (2-4)
Shipping Weight (lbs): 2
Dimensions (in): 15 x 13 x 2
MPN: ZA10-2053
Model: 10-2053
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| Features:
 | 100% Cotton | | | Exceptional artwork on a tee shirt | | | Comfortable, and durable | | | Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach | | | Use/Mexico |
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Product Description
This Internet sensation has been featured on You Tube, been discussed in numerous blogs, and has even been the subject of a song and music video. Now, you can own the legendary Three Wolf Moon T-shirt! This adult T-shirt features the Three Wolf Moon design, printed on black tie-dyed 100% cotton.
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| Customer Reviews:
 Conspicuous Consumption July 31, 2010
JFK1969
I must admit, that when I first bought this shirt, I thought it was the very pinnacle of human achievement. And I was bursting with pride that this great nation created such a marvel. But then, on a missionary trip to Africa, I saw kids so poor, they had no wolves on their shirts. No wolves at all. Yet I had three. And a moon. I wept in shame.
Upon reflection, I wondered: What must the lesser nations of the world (like Ethiopia, Uganda, France and any of the crappy ones that end in '-slovakia' or '-istan') think of us when they go to their beds at night having no wolves on their shirts, while we have three? Our arrogance must now sting their pride even greater than the long silent whips of their colonial masters. I could sense an underlying envy that hinted at a hidden, yet simmering rage. How could we keep such wealth to ourselves, while others suffered? How could we not share this wonderful innovation with the world?
Sure enough, I just read where other third world nations and rogue states were now desperately trying to develop three wolf technology of their own. In fact, there is speculation that Iran has already developed two wolf technology and has nearly perfected the third. And Pyongyang has recently displayed their own rudimentary three wolf shirt (though, their technology still lags behind ours, as they still have problems controlling their Moons). Sure, they say they only want multi-wolf technology for peaceful purposes, but do you really believe that? Do you really think our arrogance will not come home to roost? Are we really the only country responsible enough to rock a three wolf moon t-shirt? I fear not.
Simply put, we need to stop carelessly using up all the world's natural awesome reserves. Because once we've used up all the sex making power of multiple wolves and moons, what will we do? What kind of world will we leave our children?
I've seen the light my friends. In order to do my part, I traded in my old wolf guzzling three wolf moon t-shirt on an ethanol hybrid (the "two wolf corn" wife beater). I hear that they will soon come out with an even more socially responsible solar variant called the "One Wolf Sun" crew neck. And there is even a government incentive program where you can trade in your old Three Wolf Moon shirt on one of the new "One Wolf Sun" shirts, and the US Department of Awesome will give you a free "Sex Instructor - First Lesson Free" trucker hat. It is called the "Cap and Trade" program. Maybe if we embrace these conservation efforts, and allow the poverty stricken nations to enjoy a few wolves of their own, we can once again be viewed as the greatest, most benevolent nation on the planet.
Finally, a garment fine enough to be buried in... July 26, 2010
Timothy J. Hotchkin (St Paul, MN)
7 out of 7 found this review helpful
I recently went on an annual camping trip with friends. During the trip, a couple of them pulled me aside and handed me a frilly gift bag. I was wary at first, but as I pushed the tissue paper aside, I quickly realized the treasure that was concealed by the pastel colors around it: A Three Wolf T-Shirt!
I immediately donned the garment (not even bothering to take off the shirt I was wearing) and howled for I knew this meant: I was truly one of their Pack. Other friends, intimidated by my guttural howl, filled my hands with offerings of Oatmeal Crème Pies and Chocolate Cupcakes. These offerings quelled the primal beast welling up inside of me and reminded me that they were friends and not threats to the greater Pack.
I wore the shirt for the remainder of the day and was more than a little shocked that the shirt I had on underneath wasn't eroded away by the awesomeness that was enveloping it. What did not shock me was that the coyotes that were howling in the woods the night before didn't make a peep for the remainder of the weekend; they knew not to mess with us now.
In hindsight, I wonder what the gift bag and tissue paper were made of. Because I'd assume a shirt of this magnitude would cause normal wrappings to burst into ash upon contact.
This shirt is highly recommended but isn't for the weak. This T-Shirt would probably consume a weak person and leave nothing but a desiccated corpse in its wake as it sought out a more worthy host body.
Changed my Life July 26, 2010
Mike A Pondsmith (Redmond, WA United States)
4 out of 6 found this review helpful
All I know is, I got the shirt, I put it on, and INSTANTLY my power level jumped all the way up to nine thousand.
NIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!
 Not Cool July 25, 2010
A. Ferdman
5 out of 7 found this review helpful
When I put on this T shirt I was a woman. Now I am a Man. Not cool.
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